So I got a lip piercing today. The first thing I have to say is that...... it really hurt! Like not a sting like an ear piercing, but a major stabbing pain. My instinct was to scream girlily and flail about, crying in desperation for my mummy and a sedative. However the man doing the piercing was a fairly large tattooed man, so I swallowed my pride, and lowering my voice to a gravelly tone reserved only for Batman-esque feats of endurance, utter a grunted, "Huh. I guess that stung". Make no mistake, my brain wanted to curl up in a ball and cry. It was all a facade. And so, after years of wanting it, I got my lip pierced. And all it took was a week off Uni with nothing to do.
In all honesty I kinda like it. It makes eating difficult, and feels clunky. But as with all things, I'll get used to it.
Did I mention it really, really hurt? Thank you world!! Your attempts to conspire against me have not gone unnoticed. Its like noone told me that it was a bad idea.
Thanks,
Ben
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